he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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