: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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