Sry I called you an 8
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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