What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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