i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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