why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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