i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
