hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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