i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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