I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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