Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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