yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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