Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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