I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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