This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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