then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
