i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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