Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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