My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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