I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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