We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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