So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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