I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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