I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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