if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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