none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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