I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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