ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.