Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.