Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?