but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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