I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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