are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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