Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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