How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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