Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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