She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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