Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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