dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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