she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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