Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
North Korea, Best Korea!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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