Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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