You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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