just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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