gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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