Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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