ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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