So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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