While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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