Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
