we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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