grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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