yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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